They should be happy they get to salvage some junk
Some Walmart stores pulled their Pokmon cards after collectors and resellers rushed brick-and-mortar locations, creating scenes reminiscent of a Black Friday shopping frenzy
If a card meets all of the other requirements for PSA 9 and measures 65/35 off-center on the front, it may be deemed to meet the PSA front centering standards for PSA 9 if the eye appeal of the card is good
Just grab the nearest goat (or cat, or satyr, or human, or demigod, or leper or wall or) rip them to pieces, and you to can scry for one card
Even more important is that when cast during your first main phase, the card gives you an additional combat phase and untaps all of your creatures when attacking, acting as a form of vigilance but ensuring you can get two full swings in across your two combat phases
Anyhow, now that I'm a free man again, I'd like to lay down some ground rules for my list